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Title: Olympic
Post by: jack on August 15, 2006, 07:44:20 AM
Well, here I thought you were all kind of kidding with that ol' Olympic joke, and I'm gettin' on the subway the other day with the bass and the cops are there to check bags and they say Hey, what you got in there?  Bass. (My Alembic is in a Peavey hard case).  Fender Precision?  Rickingbaker?  Olympic?  When he said Olympic I pretty much fell over laughing.  Yep, Olympic.  Stephen Clarke?  You got it buddy, see you later.
Title: Olympic
Post by: 57basstra on August 15, 2006, 09:04:41 AM
I have a good friend, really good guitar picker, who just cannot get Alembic out of his mouth. (and this is a reasonably intelligent fellow, or at least he should be because he has a good job with the federal government.). It's always Olympic' and now I just  look at him askew and let him go.
Title: Olympic
Post by: dadabass2001 on August 15, 2006, 10:33:03 AM
Ah yes... good old Stephen Clarke. Didn't he play with that fusion band Chink Corea & Return To Whatever? I loved their albums No Mastery and Erotic Terrier  
j/k
 
Mike
Title: Olympic
Post by: jack on August 15, 2006, 10:48:06 AM
Mike, you are mistaken, Return to Whatever was a biker band.  Don't you remember Tight as a Leather?
Title: Olympic
Post by: olieoliver on August 15, 2006, 11:25:10 AM
Oh yea, Stephen played circles (5 to be exact) around other players on his Olympic.
Title: Olympic
Post by: lbpesq on August 15, 2006, 12:55:03 PM
David:
 
Having a good job with the federal gov't, IMHO, has no correlation with reasonable intelligence.  After all, George W. has a pretty good job with the feds and, well, you know ..........!
 
As for Stephen Clarke, didn't he write Carry, the story of a lonely outcast teen with psychic abilities, a bass, and no roadie?
 
Bill, tgo
 
P.S.  I know I'm bordering on the political, a border I try to stay away from around here, but, c'mon now, you can't hand me a straight line that good and expect me to control myself!
Title: Olympic
Post by: 57basstra on August 15, 2006, 02:05:43 PM
Hey Bill, I know, I know. ....believe me I know...One certainly does not logically lead to the other (good job/intelligence) but you would expect a reasonably sharp bloke to be able to pick up on a different word after 7 or 8 respectful corrections. Anyway, I did couch my remark with 'should'...;....believe me I know. I may bid on Bob's Series because a previous post said it was made of bleeding heart.....
Title: Olympic
Post by: olieoliver on August 15, 2006, 02:26:56 PM
I don't know David, I've been correcting people for years on the pronunciation of my name, Olie, pronounced Oh-lee, (rhymes with holy) and they still want to call me Ollie, pronounced ah-lee. Go figure!
Title: Olympic
Post by: richbass939 on August 15, 2006, 05:01:55 PM
I used to have a copy of Erotic Terrier.  He would make a mess of your pant leg if you weren't careful.
Rich
Title: Olympic
Post by: tbrannon on August 15, 2006, 05:06:12 PM
Rich,
Is an Erotic Terrier anything like a Carolina Leg Hound?
Title: Olympic
Post by: paulman on August 15, 2006, 06:10:14 PM
Bill you are confusing Stephen Clarke with Stanley King.  
 
Saint Stephen dada dah dah...
Title: Olympic
Post by: Bradley Young on August 15, 2006, 06:29:36 PM
I think he did something called If this bass could only talk.
 
Wasn't that how we got the Billy Bass?
 
Yes, I realize it's a verbal joke.
 
Bradley
Take me to the riiiveerrr...
Title: Olympic
Post by: richbass939 on August 15, 2006, 06:59:12 PM
Toby, they are very similar except that they work in different areas.  The CLH mainly works above the knee.  The ET's primary work zone is close to your home, you know, down under.
Rich
Title: Olympic
Post by: bob on August 15, 2006, 09:25:27 PM
As long as we're talking about pronunciation in the context of federal government positions, I saw a bumper sticker last summer that said:
 
I give up - it's nucular.
Title: Olympic
Post by: bigredbass on August 15, 2006, 09:58:37 PM
Ah the astounding synchronicity of it all . . . one of the mechanics at work has personal tags on his truck:  ON2BASS . . . right right between the bumper stickers for 'BASS Pro Shops' and 'BASS Anglers' Society Member' ! !
 
Now what I want to know is, how the hell do you angle a bass?  What angle?  Did I miss something back in my School Days?  I thought Stephen Clarke played with the New Crusty Nostrils.  
 
Whaddya mean, it's not n-u-c-u-l-a-r ?
 
J o e y
Title: Olympic
Post by: adriaan on August 16, 2006, 02:00:12 AM
You angle a bass to make it sit upright.
 
Joey, people usually switch the first two characters. It's u-n-c-l-e-a-r.
Title: Olympic
Post by: bracheen on August 16, 2006, 05:24:17 AM
Erotic Terrior?  Didn't they do Virgin on the Ridiculous?
 
When I'm asked about my bass and say Alembic people always look at the headstock.  I guess that word doesn't register.  I wore my t-shirt to the pub one night and a guy who plays bass in a Dead tribute band got all excited.  Alembic!  They're the best!
Title: Olympic
Post by: 57basstra on August 16, 2006, 09:15:36 AM
Around here we have lots of these huge Bass clubs with dozens of men and women. (They don't seem to spend much time at their music, though. They are always fishing.)
Title: Olympic
Post by: olieoliver on August 16, 2006, 09:31:18 AM
Fishing or Phishing?
Title: Olympic
Post by: 57basstra on August 16, 2006, 10:37:06 AM
a lot of 'em are drankin'
Title: Olympic
Post by: olieoliver on August 16, 2006, 10:45:14 AM
A school play about a boy and his Orion bass, could be called Alembicskit?