Alembic Guitars Club
Connecting => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: flaxattack on December 14, 2006, 05:23:34 AM
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ScooterClaus the Tribute Bass has been sighted winging its way across america
first sighting was in petaluma at 5.25 est
then seen in oakland over bill panzers house at 7.40pm
next sighting was louisville, ky at 4.25AM
seen over new york at 6.40AM
expected in Norwalk any time now.
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deep breaths Jeff.
graeme
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You'd better be in your bed asleep when he gets there, otherwise it's nothing but switches (Q-switches?) for you, young man!
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sleep
who can sleep?
i got a bowl lined up for the delivery man,.
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Shouldn't that be a glass of milk and a carrot?
Graeme
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Where's the stick?
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Did somebody say they got a bowl lined up for the delivery man?.....a bowl of what weedies?
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I wondered how he got off the ground Keavin.
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i need a valium........
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Those must be how he lands Jeff.
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STOP. Put down the skunky bud and step away from the bowl sir.
Officer Edward Van Halen
San Dimas Police Dept.
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i need to chill
my usual delivery is round 6pm
you would have thought the insured value would have made them get it off ups' hands quickly
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Hangin' in there with you Jeff.What's that they say about he who waits?.Not long now.
You will post some pics now,won't you?.
Best Wishes,
Simon.
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Jeff-
Do you have a good relationship with your local UPS guys? If you do, I'd call and check in with them. I once had a bass arrive at the depot mid-morning'ish but since it wasn't routed for delivery on the day of it's arrival I had to wait a full day to get it in my hands.
A quick phone call might stop the expletives from flowing this evening. =)
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Santa Alembiclaus is bringing you the long awaited Tribute? What a marvelous Holiday it will be! A little hot toddy and some low frequency dancing and the lights will surely be all lit up at your house!
Congrats and enjoy!
NLP
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Remember this is a rather hectic time of the year for delivery services. I had a UPS guy knock on my door after 8pm last night - and he still had 9 more deliveries to make!
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I say odds are Jeff kisses the guy when he arrives...
John
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Hey Jeff. You gotta remote Web CaM? I'd like to see the look on the delivery guy's face when Jeff kisses him, hands him a bowl, grabs the box, saying my precious. and runs off to the woodshed
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Well if we hear from Jeff again tonight it must mean the bass wasn't delivered. After all it is only proper to disappear for a couple of days once it gets there.
Keith
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I think pictures would be a must. We will hear from flax..You are still doing your breathing excersises right flax?
NLP
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with an iron lung!
a bong!
a volcano!
a spike right through my head?
i called ups- they will be in touch with me in about 1/2 hr or give me a time frame
i may have to meet the driver somewhere
once she saw the insured value, she saw my concern.
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driver will be here at 7pm
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driver will be here at 7pm
...Assuming he's not a bass player. If he's a bass player, you'll never see him again!
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Jeff:
Repeat after me:
ooooohhhhhhhhmmmmmm;
nam yoho renge kyo;
baruch ato adonai;
to everything there is a season;
why don't we do it in the road;
Mr. Charlie told me so.
Whatever it takes - breath in, breath out. Time will pass. At least you're not on the west coast or you'd have to wait another 3 hours! (nyuk, nyuk)
Believe me, bro, I'm tres jealous. I hope you can be late for work tomorrow! hi to Annie.
Bill, tgo
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late for work?
see this is why bill is a lawyer
bill
any self respecting employed person has already called in sick,,,,,,
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so i am actually spending time burning dead cd's
and cleaning out my hard drive and (woooosh) excuse
uh doin nothing
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all of my friends
came to see me last night
i was laying in my bed and cryin
tribute bass
from san ta rosa
says the scooter will be here soon,.,,,,
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mica has some photos up
unfortunately i looked
by accident
i swear guys
dont hurt me
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you're a bad boy. Now put down the smoking apparatus and go to your room
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best part of the wait?
has been waiting here with all of you....
thanks
the knobs came out great lol
180 buck well spent.
the other $xxxxxx aint bad either
lol
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ok
so this is gonna knock your socks off
dog starts barking and runs to the door
we look outside
nobody out there.... nothin...no truck no people no aminals...... nothin
5 minutes later the ups guy showed up.....rings the bell........
dog doesnt bark- she already did and knew he was coming 5 minutes ago
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Well Norm. It's a little known fact that dogs can actually sense an on coming Alembic minutes before it actually arrives.
Hey Sammy, How about another beer?
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My dog barks when my wife is about 2 blocks away - boy, would I LOVE to test her on an Alembic! Congrats, Jeff. We await your report.
Peter
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Flax:
Well?????????
Bill, tgo
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its absolutely stunning
sounds excellent
not as growly as the wolf on first impression
but waay clean and very playful with the settings
do to a problem with the chromes i sent,defective tow-string i tell ya. luckily they had a sent of ti;s i had previously sent
so i will get around to changing over a doing a little neck adjustment
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Congrats and take a breath ( preferably air) and just play!!! Soak in the fact you hold another piece of history in your hands and there ain't another one like it anywhere around!
Also try to get some sleep or you my need Bill's help to get your job back ;)
NLP
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Mazel Tov Jeff,that's wonderful news.
Play and enjoy in good health,may Scooter purr long and loud.
(http://club.alembic.com/Images/449/34415.jpg)
Best Wishes,
Simon.
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Glad to hear it, Jeff!
John
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Congrats, Jeff. Don't worry about showing us pictures of your new bass. You go ahead and play. We'll just sit here and wait.
Rich
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Congrats Jeff!