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Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: rami on December 18, 2006, 07:49:59 PM

Here's a good one:
 
As Christmas is almost upon us here is one of my  favorite cookie recipes.  
Enjoy.  
 
Christmas Cookie Recipe  
 
1 cup  of water  
1 tsp. baking soda  
1 cup of sugar  
1 tsp. salt  
1 cup of  brown sugar  
lemon juice  
4 large eggs  
1 cup nuts  
2 cups of dried  fruit  
1 bottle Crown Royal (Whiskey)
 
1- Sample the Crown Royal to check  quality.  
 
2- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it  is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.  
 
3- Turn on the  electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.  
 
4- Add  one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.  
 
At this point it's best to make sure  the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.  
 
5- Turn off  the mixer thingy.  
 
6- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the  cup of dried fruit.  
 
7- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...  
 
8- Mix  on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose  with a dewscriver.  
 
Sample the Crown Royal to check for  tonsisticity.  
 
9- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who  giveshz a heet.  
 
10- Check the Crown Royal.  
 
11- Now shift the lemon  juice and strain your nuts.  
 
12- Add one table.  
 
13- Add a spoon of  ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.  
 
14- Greash the  oven.  
 
15- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't  forget to beat off the turner.  
 
16- Finally, throw the bowl through the  window.  
 
17- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.  
 
18- Make sure to put  the stove in the dishwasher.  
 
 
Cherry Mistmas
 
 
Rami

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: David Houck on December 18, 2006, 08:02:25 PM

ROFL!!!

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: richbass939 on December 18, 2006, 08:29:50 PM

Thanks, I really needed a good laugh.
Rich

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: tom_z on December 18, 2006, 09:13:40 PM

Holy Sh**!!!!!  I can't stop laughing!!!
 
Cleaning up my laptop again (see Bills FTC thread) - this time wine.
 
Thanks Rami!

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: bob on December 18, 2006, 10:40:04 PM

Thank you, Rami - I truly can't remember the last time I read anything quite that funny.  Two pieces of kleenex, tears running down my face... I knew where it was going by the end of the ingredient list, but still wasn't prepared.
 
Got any more recipes?

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: olieoliver on December 19, 2006, 06:42:52 AM

Cice nookie recipe...

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: lbpesq on December 19, 2006, 06:48:17 AM

Rami:
 
I don't have a window in my kitchen that opens.  Will the cookies come out as good if I just chuck the bowl across the living room?  And will the recipe still work if I substitute Glenlivet for the Crown Royal?
 
Bill, tgo

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: lbpesq on December 19, 2006, 06:49:53 AM

Olie:
 
That is definitely NOT a nookie recipe!  LOL
 
Bill, tgo

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: olieoliver on December 19, 2006, 06:53:13 AM

It is if your wife makes the cookies!

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: tubeperson on December 19, 2006, 07:19:13 AM

If you're buying Alembics, then try Mcallanan's 25 year old single malt scotch.  Why be cheap with your spirit?  Merry Christman (or Channumas as us of the Jewish persuasion refer to it as).

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: adriaan on December 19, 2006, 07:49:05 AM

I was already stretching my budget recently when purchasing a bottle of Highland Park 12 yr old. Nice. Cookies, who needs them?

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: fmm on December 19, 2006, 09:57:52 AM

Macallan's 25 year old [drool].  Good stuff.  I remember when I found a bottle mis-marked in Madison WI, only $100.
 
Some other recommendations: Lagavilin 16 year old; Laphroig 30 year old cask strength, Lagavulin 14 year old cask strength (if you can get it) (you can't), Bushmills 25 year old Single Malt ($$$$$ if you can find it).
 
fmm

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: lbpesq on December 19, 2006, 10:24:43 AM

And don't forget Sheep Dip!
 
Bill, tgo

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: bracheen on December 19, 2006, 07:12:11 PM

Is this the first whisky hijack?  I'm thinking the Crown Royal is because Rami is Canadian.  We do have lots of Scottish members but I can't think of any from N. Ireland, Bushmills country.  But then Bushmills isn't whisky but whiskey and rated Good Stuff on the Bracheen scale.
 
Sam

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: jazzyvee on December 19, 2006, 11:58:33 PM

Nice recipe, but I'll start my Christmas day with a nice succulent Hippie Sandwich. :-)
 
Happy Christmas to all and best wishes for the new year.
 
Jazzyvee

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: georgie_boy on December 20, 2006, 04:14:50 AM

Bushmills eh Sam??
Rates very highly on the George scale as well!!
Am I betraying my Scottish way of life??
 
George

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: jacko on December 20, 2006, 06:03:17 AM

Yes you are george. You should be drinking a nice Islay malt like Laphroag.
Interestingly, on a climbing trip a couple of winters back we met a group on the Bauchaille etive Mor celebrating their final Munro with a bottle of Jamesons! Sacrilege!!!
 
Graeme

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: dela217 on December 20, 2006, 08:03:12 AM

I think I am going to try this recipe.  I am having trouble with step number 12 though. I'll substitue something there.  Sounds like fun!

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: jacko on December 20, 2006, 08:10:19 AM

substitue?  Too much of step 2 micheal;-)
 
Graeme

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: alembic_doctor on December 20, 2006, 08:11:42 AM

it's all about the Knob Creek Small Batch

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: bracheen on December 20, 2006, 08:45:54 AM

Go for it George!  It's not called uisce beatha for nothing.  
 
Sam

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: georgie_boy on December 21, 2006, 05:44:32 AM

Must confess!
I DO prefer the old Islay malts for that unique peaty flavour.
A 16 year old Laphroaig is pure nectar, as is Lagavulin.

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: bigredbass on December 21, 2006, 02:49:40 PM

After you get the stove in the dishwasher, be sure when you're on the way to your in-laws, don't wait at the Stop Sign for it to turn green . . . dead giveaway you've been baking cookies again!
 
J o e y

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: inthelows on December 21, 2006, 07:46:06 PM

Hey Rami.. the recipe works....
Happy holidays.
NLP

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: hifiguy on December 22, 2006, 07:47:45 PM

LOL funny.  I will have to try this one soon  
 
Thanks for the day-brightener, Rami.
 
Paul

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: Bradley Young on December 23, 2006, 08:05:51 AM

Joey,
 
Waiting for the stop sign to turn green is a sign of impairment, but not generally associated with alcohol.
 
Not to put a damper on anyone's holiday cheer, but if you are intoxicated, please don't drive.  And that means more than alcohol.
 
Bradley

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: 5stringho on December 23, 2006, 01:48:12 PM

Funny as heck, Rami!! I'll have to try it.
 
Have a wonderful mistnas, and happy hangover!
 
The 'Ho.....

Title: Christmas Cookie Recipe
Post by: rami on December 23, 2006, 03:55:07 PM

Cherry Mistmas to all you guys too.......
 
I'm working on that hangover!
 
 
Rami
 
(Message edited by rami on December 23, 2006)