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Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: keith_h on April 01, 2010, 02:24:31 PM
The latest featured custom (http://www.alembic.com/info/fc_knobfest2010.html) has been decided and announced. Please follow the link to see this beautiful instrument for yourself. We are all sure you will find many bleeding edge features you will wish to include in your own future projects.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: gregduboc on April 01, 2010, 02:30:13 PM
Holy S*&#!!!! What electronics/controls are in that thing????
Could someone please tell me what the third knob down on the right next to that switch does?  
 
Greg
 
ps. I hate April fools day....
 
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Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: pierreyves on April 01, 2010, 02:35:41 PM
we are .... the april 01 !!!!!!!
Lol....
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: chrisalembic on April 01, 2010, 02:36:04 PM
no knobby peghead on this one??
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: gregduboc on April 01, 2010, 02:36:26 PM
Because I'm sure many of you will count it, I'll save you some time:
30 Knobs (including the one hidden on the back of the headstock), 16 Switches and 1 Pickup Selector.
And here I am, still adjusting to the 4 knobs, 2 switches on my Signature Deluxe...
 
Greg
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: pierreyves on April 01, 2010, 02:38:13 PM
wake up folks, I forgot my fish....  
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: chrisalembic on April 01, 2010, 02:38:39 PM
knob on wood!!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: FC Bass on April 01, 2010, 02:38:50 PM
I love the Balance control, must have one on my Elan (http://club.alembic.com/Images/393/78270.gif)
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: elwoodblue on April 01, 2010, 02:39:08 PM
I think that's the damping factor for the fourth superfilter...oh wait you said third from the top,
hmmmm...I have no idea, maybe a master volume for the lead guitar?
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: adriaan on April 01, 2010, 02:39:27 PM
Greg - the third knob down on the right next to that switch flips the 3rd harmonic's disparity, for a fuller overdrive tone.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: sonicus on April 01, 2010, 02:40:59 PM
Fascinating ,
                         I sincerely request a control function diagram .
                                         ( seriously )
      Sonic Regards!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: gregduboc on April 01, 2010, 02:42:29 PM
But would it be better if another knob controlled the master volume on the superfilter so to allow the signal from the pickup to clear the path for the treble boost?
 
Greg
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: chrisalembic on April 01, 2010, 02:46:33 PM
would be nice if all these knobs were master volumes for the other band members... especially guitar players :-P
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: gregduboc on April 01, 2010, 02:47:43 PM
Forget my last post, I just realized that thats exactly what the 5th knob down above the second one on the left does...
 
Greg
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: tmoney61092 on April 01, 2010, 03:03:00 PM
oh my...... wooooooooow..... holy $h!+..... and whatever terms of shock you can use!!!!!
 
~Taylor
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: mica on April 01, 2010, 03:11:27 PM
(http://club.alembic.com/Images/393/78273.jpg)
 
1- master master volume
2- master volume #1
3- master volume #2
4- bass pickup volume
5- bass pickup filter
6- bass pickup CVQ
7- treble pickup volume
8- treble pickup filter
9- treble pickup CVQ
10- nut pickup volume
11- bridge pickup volume
12- primary bass cut/boost
13- primary mid cut/boost
14- primary treble cut/boost
15- singer mute
16- drummer tempo
17- coolness factor
18- G string primary volume
19- D string primary volume
20- A string primary volume
21- E string primary volume
22- B string primary volume
23- direct gain
24- increase hair growth rate
25- G string octave volume
26- D string octave volume
27- A string octave volume
28- E string octave volume
29- B string octave volume
30- LED color select  
31- LED flash rate
32- blinding LEDs on/off
33- Reassign other switches switch
34- Spotlight on bassist switch
35- Waiter/waitress call switch
36- assign G string upper/lower octave
37- assign D string upper/lower octave
38- assign A string upper/lower octave
39- assign E string upper/lower octave
40- assign B string upper/lower octave
41- master volume #1 assigner
42- master volume #2 assigner
43- engage all controls to go to 11
44- master LED on/off
45- stereo/mono
46- pickup selector (on upper horn)
47- balance control (on rear of peghead)
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: elwoodblue on April 01, 2010, 03:17:18 PM
LOL !!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: David Houck on April 01, 2010, 03:22:17 PM
Beautiful Featured Custom!!!  Congrats to the folks in Knobbersham-by-the-sea!  And great layout as usual Mica!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: sonicus on April 01, 2010, 03:24:26 PM
Thank you Mica!  
 
    Now ,  I  feel less confused. it all make sense to me now .
 
   lol______
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: krystoof on April 01, 2010, 03:26:00 PM
I love knob 24 function!!! If you have two seconds, check my picture in my profile...
      You guys at Alembic are really cool!   :-) You made my day!!!
  Xtof
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: David Houck on April 01, 2010, 03:28:50 PM
Christophe; don't forget that you can use knob 24 in conjunction with switch 43.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: gregduboc on April 01, 2010, 03:29:50 PM
# 35 is the one I need on my future custom....
LOL
 
Greg
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: sonicus on April 01, 2010, 03:37:18 PM
Another beautiful creation  handed down from a cloud  with a big hand . Awesome. There is clearly some serious Alchemy going on !
 
         I love it __________
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: mike1762 on April 01, 2010, 03:46:48 PM
Could we get a Photoshop rendering of this with the Mona Lisa???
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: jazzyvee on April 01, 2010, 04:26:39 PM
Mica, you could you have forgotten to include the Instant Flanger that Stanley used on his alembic for the Romantic Warrior Album?
 
I have to confess I did look up the town on google before I realised it was an april fools joke but then, April fool finishes for us here in the UK at Midday.
 
Jazzyvee
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: bassfingers on April 01, 2010, 04:53:13 PM
I've often needed a 'Reassign other switches switch',will this be available seperately? :o)
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: bassfingers on April 01, 2010, 04:55:11 PM
And only ONE output jack??,what's with that????.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: mica on April 01, 2010, 05:05:57 PM
Actually, the output connector is our extended duty tip ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring spare spare spare spare spare sleeve. The spares are to handle an external footpedal that reassigns the knobs randomly for improvisation.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: bassfingers on April 01, 2010, 05:10:48 PM
I like what I'm hearing!.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: sonicus on April 01, 2010, 05:28:07 PM
Oh yes, that's right , that is the pedal that has midi interfaced bio-metric sensors via one of the new Alembic fiber optic interconnects.
 
    That's most definitely a  feature I will try to opt for when we discuss my New Custom. along with the biometriclly controlled sliding pick up design.                    
 Yes !!!!!!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: crgaston on April 01, 2010, 06:03:12 PM
Mica, thank you...we had a good laugh here at the house with all the knob functions.  You guys are the best!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: ajdover on April 01, 2010, 07:04:17 PM
Damn ... and here I thought it would be my custom Series II ... ;-)
 
Good one, guys.
 
Alan
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: dannobasso on April 01, 2010, 07:15:44 PM
Yeah, but does it come in black?
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: sjhoffma on April 01, 2010, 07:40:00 PM
how many of those knobs are functional? what does the hair growth knob do? Obviously some have to work, are some pure novelty, or do they perform
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: mica on April 01, 2010, 07:40:52 PM
Yes, with a slightly different control layout:
 
(http://club.alembic.com/Images/393/78281.jpg)
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: sjhoffma on April 01, 2010, 07:44:18 PM
Ive defiantly had an Alembic make my hair grow before.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: dadabass2001 on April 01, 2010, 09:25:28 PM
Ahh.... the simple bass!
 
Although I was hoping for a 12 volt accessory outlet, so I could light my cigarettes without calling on a waitress, and perhaps a semaphore signaling circuit to tell the soundman to adjust the bass in the mix.
Mike
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: crobbins on April 01, 2010, 10:35:23 PM
Lol. April fools.......
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: afrobeat_fool on April 01, 2010, 11:36:01 PM
For me 15 is a must. But if George Carlin was ordering this I think He would want a lot of 1 and 3, as for the rest of the 7 things you can't play on the radio, I'm guessing 24, 17,32, 35, and the ever popular, 33.  Just cause' it sound cool.
 
 
Nick
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: pierreyves on April 02, 2010, 12:34:07 AM
48/ nespresso
49/ reverse all functions from 1-47
50/ close the house's main door
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: jazzyvee on April 02, 2010, 01:34:25 AM
I really think that bass was made for BBC Top Gear's tame racing driver The Stig..
 
Some say he is able to smell the change in the magnetic field of a series bass after a string has been plucked and tell you what the laminates are in the body,  and that he can thumb slap the flight of the bumblebee in Bminor on a 4 string bass without hammering on whilst stammering the lyrics of my generation by the Who..!!!
 
It's for The STIG!!!!
 
Jazzyvee
 
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Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: dannobasso on April 02, 2010, 05:52:21 AM
Looks killer in black. Is there a Siruis receiver in there too so you can play along?
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: adriaan on April 02, 2010, 06:20:40 AM
The Stig is also known for his eclectic soundscape preferences during his test runs - language courses, sounds of nature, early 1970s disco. Any suggestions?
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: lbpesq on April 02, 2010, 07:17:50 AM
Another wonderful feature of this instrument.  Each knob is fully adjustable to 11!!!!
 
Bill, tgo
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: tom_z on April 02, 2010, 09:03:31 AM
Gotta love the Ultralight Upgrade option for the April custom!  LOL!
http://www.alembic.com/info/justajoke.html
 
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Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: hydrargyrum on April 02, 2010, 09:57:34 AM
Do you think I could get one with a kill switch? I'm not seeing a kill switch.  I'm also not seeing the suck knob we previously described in the club.  I'll be needing that, so I can turn it down.
 
Why won't anyone ever come up with electronics that fully meet my needs!!!!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: benson_murrensun on April 02, 2010, 02:10:58 PM
Where's the turbo boost gauge???? Huh??? Trying to keep the product to a price point?
 
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Post by: dfung60 on April 03, 2010, 06:42:24 AM
Awesome!
 
And one year from now, I hope to see the first Series 3 where you can control a full spectrum of tones from classic to modern with just one God knob!
 
Cheers,
David Fung
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: mario_farufyno on April 03, 2010, 08:48:44 AM
Wow, I could use one of those buttons:
 
15- singer mute
16- drummer tempo
17- coolness factor
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: xlrogue6 on April 05, 2010, 09:39:53 AM
Oh, come on--no Talent knob?  Just for that, I'm not ordering one.
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: hifiguy on April 07, 2010, 12:56:04 PM
It DOES go to 20, doesn't it, Nigel?  Bloody shame if it doesn't. ROTFLMAO!!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: LMiwa on April 08, 2010, 10:19:25 AM
xlrogue6 - I'm thinking a talent boost switch - used for playing notes other than 1/4/5 on beats other than 1 and 3.
 
Loch
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: grok on April 08, 2010, 12:16:21 PM
How about a master-tuner knob -- lets me tune my bandmates' guitars....
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: tobiaslc on July 03, 2010, 01:08:28 PM
haha,  
 
awesome!
 
but what i'd like to know is which ones actually work and what they do? Also, what's the price of this baby?
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: David Houck on July 03, 2010, 03:13:35 PM
Hi Tobias; welcome to the board!
Title: Featured Custom for April, 2010
Post by: jazzyvee on July 03, 2010, 03:55:33 PM
Actually the black bass in this picture sure looks like this months custom of the month, but doctored to make the April Fools joke.
 
 
jazzyvee