Alembic Guitars Club
Connecting => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: 2400wattman on March 07, 2010, 08:10:03 PM
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Piss on you, I work for Mel Brooks!
Slim Pickins'
Watch me faggots!
Dom DeLuise
Oh baby..15 is my limit on schnitzengroovin'
Clevon Little
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No, gone blame it dang blammit!
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Cowboy: How 'bout some more beans, Mr. Taggart? Mr. Taggart: I'd say you've had enough.
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I get no kick from Champagne
The railroad workers
It's twoo, it's twoo!
Madeline Kahn
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Badges?....We don't need no stinkin badges. -Mexican bandit
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Hey where all the white women at?? - Clevon Little
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Golly Mr. Lamar you use your mouth purtier than a $ 20 dollar whore.-Slim Pickens
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Now go do that voodoo like you do sooooooo well!!!- Heddy(Thats Heddley) Lamar
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Somebody's got to go back and get a shitload a dimes!- Slim Pickens
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What in the wide world a sports is a goin on here? -Slim Pickens
(sorry tryin to run up my post count :-) + it's my all time favorite movie ever!!!)
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Men, you are about to embark on a great crusade to stamp out runaway decency in the west. Now you men will only be risking your lives, whilst I will be risking an almost certain Academy Award nomination for Best Supporting Actor. - Hedley Lamar
What's a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic setting like this? - Jim
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Anyone moves ... as Cleavon Little hold a gun to his own head
[moderator's edit: this post has been edited for content outside the posting guidelines]
(Message edited by davehouck on March 24, 2010)
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Taggart: What do you want me to do, sir?
Hedley Lamarr: I want you to round up every vicious criminal and gun slinger in the west. Take this down.
[Taggart looks for a pen and paper while Hedley talks]
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers, and Methodists!
Taggart: [finally finding a pen and paper] Could you repeat that, sir?
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Railroad worker to Cleavon Little Man they said you was hung
Cleavon Little Yea and they was right
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No... Mongo straight.
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I am offended by this thread... I revoke my membership as of today.
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Chaps,
I guess this is as Miscellaneous as it can get.
Poor form!
slawie
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Yea, what's up smokinbear, you & Slim don't like nickles?
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Hard to think that this movie came out 36 years ago. It is a classic.
Blazing Saddles is a 1974 satirical Western comedy film directed by Mel Brooks. Starring Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, it was written by Brooks, Andrew Bergman, Richard Pryor, Norman Steinberg, and Al Uger, and was based on Bergman's story and draft. The movie was nominated for three Academy Awards, and is considered one of the great American comedies, coming in at number six on AFI's 100 Years.
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The movie contains a number of scened that are both funny and racist.
Vann-Di Galloway
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I'm sure everyone has their own interpretation, but to me the movie always seemed to be pointing out how ignorant racism is. The quote about the towns-folk not accepting the new sheriff because he's black, for instance: What did you expect? Welcome, sonny? Make yourself at home? Marry my daughter? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons. I don't think that the movie was ever intended in a hateful spirit to black folks, and in fact, quite the opposite.
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Mongo just pawn in game of life.- Mongo
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It's ok Taggert , just a man and his horse being hanged.-Hedley Lamar
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I read a few years ago in an interview with Mel Brooks, that he wrote all of the Cleavon Little lines and Richard Prior wrote all the White people jokes. You can see, in the credits, that Rich was co-writer of this project, and was going to play the main role, till contract negotioations fell apart. Also, Gene Wilder was a last minute substitute.
I've been with thousands of men, again and again, they promise the moon. They keep on coming and going and going and cumming, and always too soon. Madelene Kahn
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I am offended by this thread... I revoke my membership as of today.
Are you serious?
Guess he is....
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Do we need to get into History of the World?
It's good to be the king.
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Pawn jump Queen, Knight jump Queen, Gangbang!!!!!!
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That's the last of the great ones, I think. Does it have memorable lines beyond It's good to be the king, though?
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Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise! - Harvey Korman as Count de Monet (aka Count da Money).
Keith
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The Lord, the Lord Jehovah has given unto you these fifteen...
[drops one of the tablets]
Oy! Ten! Ten commandments for all to obey!
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Oh yeah! That's a good one.
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I particularly liked the chariot chase with the giant joint.
Bill, tgo
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Do we have an opening that this man might fit? - Madeline Kahn
The concept of a stand-up philosopher bears some scrutiny as well...
Mike
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i saw this movie in canarsie tripping my brains out on some lovely blotter.
had no clue what the movie was about-
the best part was - the blacks laughed at the white jokes, the whites laughed at the black jokes, the jews and chinese laughed at their jokes and everyone laughed at the irish jokes...
IS IT TRWOO?
HAL SLEEPS WITH THE FISHES?
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some more shnitzengruben?
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Hey Moderator Dave,
I want to go on record as being against the n word showing up on the Alembic site and would respectfully ask that you delete the post. I'm pretty sure you wouldn't leave the word c@#t up if someone had posted that-- whether or not quoting someone or for humorous effect... And the n word is much, much, much more offensive than that term.
What would the effect be should somebody google the n word and Alembic's name were to show up?
musashi
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