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Title: Not Musicial, But Best Ad Since Whippet's Dinkle Lady
Post by: lbpesq on August 06, 2011, 08:46:48 AM
Enjoy!
 
 Camaro or Wife (http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=170650112633&ssPageName=ADME%3AB%3AEF%3AMOTORS%3A1123&clk_rvr_id=252787580607)  
 
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Title: Not Musicial, But Best Ad Since Whippet's Dinkle Lady
Post by: FC Bass on August 06, 2011, 09:54:29 AM
I miss a picture of the (soon ex) wife... :-(  Sorry, I have to post it for those who haven't seen the "Whippet's Dinkle Lady ad"  quote:IM SELLING OFF MY UNFAITHFULL HUSBANDS PRIZE POSSESION  [NO NOT ME!] HIS F*****G BASS GUITAR ALONG WITH   ORIGINAL FLIGHT CASE ALTHOUGH HE NEVA FLEW NOR TOURED ANYWHERE COZ HES A F*****G W****R!   & ONLY EVER PLAYED WITH HIMSELF!!!     APARENTLY IT?S AN ACTIVE JAYDEE SUPERNATURAL & IS  SUPPOSED TO BE THE WHIPPETS DINKLE & USED BY THE LIKES OF HIS BASS HERO [GAY OR WOT?] MARK KINK WHICH MEANS   F**K ALL TO ME OR THE KIDS TO US IT LOOKS MORE LIKE A   FANCY PLANK OF F*****G WOOD, WITH STRINGS ATTACHED!  BUT AS I AM NOW THE UNLUCKY OWNER OF THIS  LUMP OF  F*****G TIMBER THING!   THAT [IN MY HUMBLIST OPINION]  SHOULD HAVE REMAINED A TREE!  I AM SELLING IT TO PAY OFF SOME OF HIS DEBT  ON ACCOUNT HE COULD NEVA PAY HIS F*****G CREDIT!     I DONT KNOW IF IT WORKS OR HOW IT WORKS OR  WHY ANY F*****G IDIOT WOULD WANT IT TO WORK  & AS HE NEVER WORKED  THEY WERE A  MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN  UNLIKE HIS NEW F*****G GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!  0.99P NO RESERVE POSTAGE ONLY  [AS I DON\T WANT ANOTHER F*****G BASS PLAYER NEAR MY F*****G HOUSE THANK U VERY MUCH!]  AND NO I DON?T HAVE THAT F*****G TORRETTS  MY P**S IS @ WWW.BOILING POINT!!!  Priceless!
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Title: Not Musicial, But Best Ad Since Whippet's Dinkle Lady
Post by: elwoodblue on August 06, 2011, 09:55:27 AM
Wow...very thorough description,
LOL
Title: Not Musicial, But Best Ad Since Whippet's Dinkle Lady
Post by: terryc on August 06, 2011, 01:23:43 PM
[moderator's edit: edited for content]
 
(Message edited by davehouck on August 08, 2011)