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Connecting => Miscellaneous => Topic started by: cozmik_cowboy on February 13, 2015, 08:22:44 PM

Title: ...and your love's become a toothless crone...
Post by: cozmik_cowboy on February 13, 2015, 08:22:44 PM

Today is the lovely & charming Mrs. Cowboy's birthday; I am now married to a 60-year-old-woman.  For some reason, this freaks me more than my age.......
 
Peter

Title: ...and your love's become a toothless crone...
Post by: peoplechipper on February 13, 2015, 10:24:41 PM

I hope your wife never sees your posts or you're in trouble, but she might point out that no teeth makes for a better b___job, or something like that...but I see what you mean, like my Dad saying a son reaching 50 will tell him he's REALLY old; seeing as I turned 49 on Monday he's got one year...Tony.

Title: ...and your love's become a toothless crone...
Post by: terryc on February 14, 2015, 05:42:49 AM

Brings me to the story that  I heard about Mr Smith who is sueing a local hospital as his wife went in for treatment which resulted her losing all interest in sex with her husband.
A spokesman from the hospital quoted
 We cannot understand Mr. Smith's complaint as his wife came for bilateral cataract removal and lens insertion which improved her eyesight 100%

Title: ...and your love's become a toothless crone...
Post by: tncaveman on February 15, 2015, 12:50:50 PM

And remember, she's also sleeping with someone older than she ever thought she would!  LOL
 
And I'll be sleeping with a 50 year old in a month!   Wow.
 
Hope she had a good Friday the Thirteenth b-day.
 
Stephen